Anyone out there hiring?  I really need work, I am out of options.  This is my Hail Mary.  My best abilities are creativity, outside the box thinking, and above all I love animals (even the ones that try to kill me).  Open-minded, understanding, and forgiving.

jeffschardein@gmail.com

"I claim credit for nothing. Everything is determined, the beginning as well as the end, by forces over which we have no control. It is determined for the insect as well as for the star. Human beings, vegetables or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player."